Shaw(Shank) Redemption?

Chicago Final: #5 Ryan "The Closer" Farrar vs. #10 Becky Shaw "Shank Redemption"

That's the match up, don't wear it out.
In the Windy City you don't have a regional championship without drama. I won't even spare the drama for my Momma, I'll share it with you.

Ryan "The Closer" Farrar , just like cable's #1 drama of all time, "The Closer," starring Golden Globe winner Kyra Sedgwick, is sure to be the favorite in this fight right? I mean he's fighting a girl!! But he gets nervous around girls, so anything could happen.

Becky Shaw "Shank Redemption" , just like the seven time Academy Award nominated movie Shaw Shank Redemption, is by no means an easy opponent, but will she end up with no Oscar's like the film? Or will she come away with the ultimate trophy…..Ryan's heart and sole…..

Both fighters were eager to get going with Becky fresh off her first marriage, Ryan fresh off another injury (it was just the weekend you know), and a clear mind for both. Ryan was the first to earn points for driving to work using the wrong foot. 4-0 Ryan. Becky was quick to slash back doing her best OJ impersonation by running over Ryan like the Juice in his prime. (I bet you thought I was going in a whole nother direction with that didn't cha…that's right, but I didn't). Score tied at 4 each.

Becky doesn't really like football and started feeling sorry for poor Ryan. Ryan decided that he would quickly grow a goatee to make himself look tougher (point) and growled at Becky (point) making her run screaming like a girl (point). Becky's only escape was through a tiny crawl space she had been patiently digging through her cube wall since we moved into the new office giving her a point. Score: 7-5 with the closer leading

Becky's lack of planning showed here (not that I'm saying she has a lack of planning usually) as she fell into Hoying's cube beside her. Ryan found her quickly, but not too quickly because he's limping. He grabbed her by the hair and dunked her into Hoying's tiny basketball hoop (2 points of course) and then stepped back and shot her again through the hoop, but from long distance giving him 3 points. Pretty standard rules really. Score: 12-5 Ry-guy.

Becky got up like a hockey player and played through her injuries. She even got a couple stitches on the side lines between periods. When the buzzer sounded (it was actually a phone ringing) she jumped over a cube and elbow dropped Ryan like some throw back WWF. Ryan cried, you should have seen it. He even sucked his thumb a little. Score: 12-6, Ryan doubling Becky still.

While sucking his thumb, Ryan remembered that he had stuff to do before he could go out that night so he went ahead and finished Becky off. He simply put up a trip wire and called Becky over. She fell into the Lion's den (a real lions den that Ryan had dug and put the large cats in earlier this summer. Don't ask to see it, Rita hasn't told Duke about it yet). Ryan finished Becky like Sherman finishes hamburgers….too early and without changing his gloves. Game over. Ryan wins 15-6 over Becky.

Tuesday 9/18: Rio Final: A UFC 2.0 match up (you send in your battle description):
#12 Lindsey "Knee Brace" Naber vs. #6 Jason "El Gigante" Voorhees