Just dirty and tasteless

Well, its 5:46 am and I'm tired. That is, I was tired until Erica told me that she needed to bring a jacket today because she had morning recess duty. Ha!! Gets me everytime. Duty…….very funny. Erica doesn't find it as funny as I do……

I mentioned that story because yesterday's second fight between #6 Jason "do you have to go #1 or J2" Voorhees vs. #15 Jan "Red Bird droppings" Grundig was a dirty fight. Two of the biggest Red Bird fans in the office went head to head on a day that the Cards would fall 4 games out. Not a good day for either of the fighters, but one would be a little better after winning the UFC.

The second game is always after lunch, duh. Jan had something tasty, J2 had something tasty. Jan drank something cool, J2 drank something cool. The difference was in the container they brought it in. Jan brought her lunch in a respectable container, nice yes, but gets you little points in the UFC. J2 brought his Thunder Cats metal lunch box and scored major points. Score: 7-1, J2 winning. J2 does consider himself the Lion-O of the Graphics dept. (Have the thunder cats been mentioned before in the UFC?) Also, France considers himself Panthro, Brian is WillyKat, J-Mac is Tygra, and Bill likes to be called Snarfer.

FYI: (Lion-O, the Lord of the Thudercats, is not as he appears. Although his body is fully developed, his mind is that of a child. With the Sword of Omens and enchanted claw shield at his side Lion-O has powers that rival those of all the Thundercats. With Jaga's guidance, in "spirit" form, Lion-O has learned to trust in the Sword of Omens and the Code that binds all Thunderians)

How could you bet against Jan you monsters! She's so sweet and kind and giving….until it comes to the UFC. Even Jan becomes a different person once she gets in the proverbial octagon. Jan knows its time to fight dirty. Jan flipped over J2's mouse, POINT. Jan then unplugged J2's phone causing him to miss important calls from Bob Neaus, POINT. Jan gets 2 quick ones.

The next blow made J2 as angry as Lindsey when she hasn't seen Maynard for a day; Jan said, "Willie McGee…Ha, more like Willy Wonka." J2 exploded as if he was crossed by Mumm-Ra, The primary nemesis of the Thundercats. He pushed back his mane and growled at Jan causing her to run back to her cushy office. Score: 12-7 with J2 still leading.

Jan, sticking to her Bird nickname decided to retaliate. She head-butted J2 like a woodpecker, mocked him like a parrot, and then goosed him. J2 unfortunately likes that, pushing the score to 15-11 with the second J still ahead.

It was nearing the end and much like the Kanye West/50 Cent cd selling battle (both come out today, I'd recommend Kanye to anyone…..even a preacher) there could only be one winner. (The cupid shuffle also drops today btw). It appears that J2 was the one who's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger because he ran over Jan like Dan Cullinane speed walking to a protective meeting. He earned points by drawing funny pictures of Jan, spelling his name (almost) correctly, knowing what a Cube is, and recognizing the color violet on the color wheel. (Those were just the ones he studied for). The score at the end of the match is 21-13 with Jan on the loosing end. (That's so pessimistic, how about with J2 on the winning end). I still cant believe people would vote against Jan….heartless.

Today's match-up is between #1 Denny Whiteside and #5 Dan Cullinane. Very solid.

Remember: Don't play with flaming bags of poop that are left on your front porch by prankster teens in your neighborhood. You'll stomp it out and get stuff on your boots. Then you'll walk through the house and get it on the carpet.