France and Shaw... one plays hockey, the other plays hooky

"Holy Moly," said Parish to Malone, "Did you see Friday's fight?" "No," Replied Malone. "Me neither," whispered Parish.
Friday's fight was soooooo TGIF. Like totally. Fan favorite #3 Jeff "I see London, I see" France totally fought #10 Becky "Two Tables and a Microphone" Shaw in a battle that you'll forget about by this afternoon, but you shouldn't. Here's how it went, except for the parts I made up.
France came skipping up to the door at 7:59….A.M!! Becky arrived a couple minutes late from oversleeping. (Word is that she overslept because she was up late arguing with Jeremy after she said she had to go to work early to wait for Jeff. Jeremy was all like, "Who's Jeff?" and Becky was all like, "I cant live with your jealousy," and Jeremy was all like, "Oh, no you didn't" and Becky was all like, "Yes I did.") Jeremy then admitted he was wrong (because that's the easiest thing to do for guys and 99% accurate for males being wrong on average) and they lived happily ever after.
The score after all this is 6-4 with France ahead because I said so. Trust me.
Becky walked her blue shoes over to France and his fancy whites and politely compared the footwear. Two points go to France for outshining Becky in this meager contest. Becky then earns 2 points for telling the narrator to stop using France shoe jokes. Good idea. Score: 8-6 with France on top.
France and Beck then started fighting, it was very similar to the fight sequence in The Bourne Ultimatum. You probably didn't see that movie though…..It was crazy. Hands and legs flailing, spitting, cursing, sweating, bleeding, teeth busting…it was like all the No Fear shirts ever invented rolled up into one and made into a fight sequence. Nuts I know. When the fighters were separated, they counted the number of teeth each had left and the score was changed to 10-11….Becky leading.
Now this crazy story (that really doesn't make any sense…I just re-read it….wow, ridiculous) gets even crazier. Becky went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond and started registering for wedding gifts. She made France go along….Point Becky, but 2 points for France for not complaining…or scanning her with the little scanner you use to do that. Score: 12-12
There were 2 more points to get and no ideas on how to get them…..can you guess who took them? The winner of the France/Shaw fight is…..this is more exciting that the VMA's that I'm watching right now……Kanye's record comes out 9/11/08……the winner is…….BECKY SHAW……the crowd goes wild!!!! Nice knowing you France. "France who?" said a spectator.

Here's what's on deck for today:
Knock, Knock….
Who's there?
Double Dose Monday…..
Double Dose Monday who?

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