(by Matt Howell)Well, folks..don't check twice..yes indeed Jeff France is fighting again. But this time, it isn't his 2 graphics lackeys, it's the more formidable Tower of Power. Would Jeff Freedom Fries be winded from his previous days fight or would the power of the bright white tennis shoes take him to victory?
The fighting started off slow - I suppose both fighters were still blinded by the blogsite picture of Big Sexy..I know I am. But, Andy tied the shoelaces together of France's bright white shoes, tripping him to the ground and quickly getting the early 1-0 lead. Not phased by the 3rd grade trick, Francey quickly blinded Andy with the light of his shoes and got a punch in of his own on the way down tying the score 1-1.
Freedom Shoes must have had his coffee early because while still lying on the ground trying to undo his shoelaces, he caught the still blind Andy off guard and with a never seen before, double shoes tied together, roundhouse kick while lying on your back, France got the 2-1 margin. Oh but boy did that wake a sleeping giant...literally..Andy's a giant - have you seen him? Holding France down with one arm while France spun around aimlessly, Andy got his shots in ..and in..and in...and in..and then a whif (Stealthy Jim O Connor distracted him)..and one more...before France could even recover, Andy was up 6-2.
France was still recovering from the shots taken on both sides from his previous victory and didn't have much in the tank. But like a second wind, Francey had a 2nd pair of shoes - were they black?, were they Nikes? (the horror), were they K-Swiss? No, I think he borrowed Kappauff's Roos as he hopped up from the ground where the Tower had left him to bleed and rattled off a series of punches like the Tower hadn't seen since the days of the Missouri Valley Conference tournament play.
Running around the office, faster than...well, faster than customer service can take care of a ticked off customer because we shipped them incorrect orders due to unit of measure issues when they ordered 10 dozen of something that comes in dozens, but we sent them 10 eaches but we charged them for 20 dozen and then accounting charged the discount to Miken...whoa, sorry, I digress, but you get the point...anyway, France let his alter ego take over and quickly pummeled Andy with 10 straight shots to the chest (that's as high up as he could reach on Andy) in a matter of 5 minutes. The blinding light that whizzed by had Andy down 12-6.
All Andy had left after that display of power was a shot to the top of France's head as his hands fell to his side...it still counts but it wasn't enough. The Tower of Power falls to France 12-7. That was France second (or third really) victim in 2 days.
Jeff moves on to play with...well, himself..wait, that sounds bad. Jeff France will meet none other than Jeff France in the next round. That should be riveting.
Next matchup...Ron "I Caught the Last Out in the Peg Legs Championship Game (yes, you heard right we are the champions)" Kappauff vs. Derek "When Are We Getting More Interns" Speicher.
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