Uncomfortable UFC developments

This is getting out of control...

Reports out of the Live Action region are stating that #2 Seed Brian Hoying has stolen clothing from top seed Dennis "Bat Man" Turner. No confirmation yet as to what clothing it is, but this is most certainly a power play between the top two seeds.

And... Reports from the upper floors of Rawlings have Big Dan Bieg getting restless for his matchup in the UFC. He supposedly slide tackled a base and a small man in a field in Kirkwood... again, information is sketchy here.

Please, Keep it clean. and save it for the ring.