Rawlings UFC in the News Update

Some recent headlines from our beloved UFC:

Zoomy to be Tested for Testosterone Levels

After thrashing (former) intern Jason Russell, cyclist/warrior David Zumbach will be tested for testosterone levels this week. The UFC, unlike the world cycling circuit, is one based on innocent until proven guilty, so no matter how much facial hair Zumbach is able to grow this week, he is innocent as of now.

Report: Schoen and Tomaszewski have Writer's Block

Ben Schoen and Bob Tomaszewski have been suffering from a bout of writer's block. This reporter certainly hopes they are able to recover prior to the end of this year's circuit.

Elrod to Request Permission to Continue in UFC

Seth Elrod will be asking permission from his wife-to-be Erika to continue in the UFC. Erika's concerns have centered on the late night bodybuilding sessions taking place in a rented building near the outlet malls in Warrenton. No doubt her other concerns lie in the fact that Elrod will be tangling with a man known only as Leerrrroyy.

Turner Sprains Bicep while Flexing

Dennis "BatMan" Turner reportedly sprained his left bicep while flexing in the mirror of the first floor bathroom at the Rawlings Group. DT is reportedly growing anxious and restless as he awaits his matchup on August 29th. His right bicep though remains in tact.