Power Play: VP takes on (former) intern

David "Zoomy" or "No Bonx" Zumbach was extra ready for his matchup on Friday. He opened up his drawer and pulled out his favorite Jalapeno Pepper socks hoping that they would give him that extra special spicy kick he needed to rock a former intern's world. (He knew his Dragon Fly socks wouldn't bring the heat he needed) He then stepped up onto his bike and took off at full speed towards a bewildered intern, Jason Russell, who apparently was wandering through the Rawlings parking lot.

Splam.

Zoomy leapt from his bike and began to attack with a series of slaps to the face and jalapeno kicks to the side. Russell turned, and gave a smile (the kind that says, I can take anything you want, as long as it ends up with extending my internship)... Zumbach did not acknowledge the smile. But did acknowledge a 7-0 lead as he brought in one last thunder whip to the side.

Zoomy hopped back onto his bike. Russell though, had learned how best to get to Zumbach when he is on his bike -- from afar. He took off running and then hoisted a full can of Mountain Dew at Zumbach - knocking him from his bike and bringing the matchup a bit closer at 8-5.

Zumbach responded by flashing the kind of fearlessness last unveiled when he ran crossing routes in his college days at BCU - cold cocking Russell to the turf/parking lot and standing above him with a sort of quiet swagger, along with a 10-6 lead.

For some crazy reason though, we saw a quick appearance in the battle zone by a man who looked remarkably like the crazy hippie who last interrupted a fight among interns a week or so ago... except this warrior had a new battle haircut... but there can be only one warrior with White-Out brand shoes, right? Jeff "Schizo-Frantic" France came into the scene, gave four quick knees to the head of the somewhat wavering (former) intern Russell, and dashed off to his car.

Zoomy cackled quietly and left to the tune of a 11-6 victory over Russell. Credit France with a bonus 4 points as he preps for a future battle in the Looking Pretty region...

Zumbach advances to meet Scott "Big Tuna" Siebers in the next round.

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Kate "El Conquistador" Ranzini versus Barb "Barb Wire" Foerstel

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