Breaking UFC Updates

A few whispers heard around the UFC:

Top Seeded McCartney Injures Back
Jason "Spanish Blood" McCartney was noticeably gimpy around the office today. His upcoming opponent, Jason "LeRoy Jenkins" Voorhees could not be reached for comment. However, it must be pointed out that his previous victim, Seth Elrod, complained of cramping the day before his fight with Voorhees. Stay tuned.

Little Man Siding with Speicher?
Rumors have run rampant that a 'little person' has been seen running around the apparel offices at Rawlings -- and banging on shelving near Derek "Zoolander" Speicher's cube (and in one of his drawers). While noone has corroborated this report, Tim Lord should be careful to make sure Speicher doesn't have a little help in their upcoming fight.

Is Carol Mark posturing for a run at UFC 07?
Carol "Off the" Mark has reportedly spent hours studying film of battles and has developed the strategy to either win it all herself in 07 or to partner up with a young prodigy to back their path to the title. This will certainly develop further.

Mark "Cosmo" Kraemer drowns sorrows with a fruity drink
Witnesses say Cosmo has spent his UFC off-season sipping on daiquiris.

Ranzini Vows to send Turner to the "Baseball Heavens"
I'm too scared to right on this one.

carry on. and vote.