Battle of the Product Managers

Scott "Mayo" Keene came dressed in his finest Primo Ox Blood Leather chaps. Dan "the great Adam" Cullinane countered with a luxurious yet billowing robe made from the finest Cool Flo material.

Keene struck first. First he poured a glass of Merlot for Cullinane. Then he flipped the TV on and cradled up next to Cullinane on the Rawlings Glove Chair and went for the move that has been the only known weakness for Mr Cullinane -- he put him into the snuggling position. Cuddled up next to Cullinane, Keene began to apply the gentle pressure to The Great Adam's ribs - eaking out a 2.500 - 1.500 lead.

Now as a side note for those less informed, any match involving Cullinane will be reported to the third decimal point.

Cullinane stood up quickly (obviously unaffected thanks to the CoolFlo material, which whisks away moisture while also allowing stagnant air to circulate quickly) and began to pelt away at the lumbering Keene). Dan looked at his spread sheet of pressure points, calculated Keene's weak spots to the third decimal point, and went to work. He tackled Keene to the turf and picked him back up, in a wheel barrow maneuver. Keene (now missing his glasses) struggled to react - finding himself in a tough to get out of 8.500- 3.500 hole.

Keene reached into his back pocket and pulled out those extra Mayo packets he keeps just in case of emergency and squirted one at the Great Adam -- enough to help him edge back to a 9.500 - 6.500 deficit. Cullinane shook this off quickly and began to pile drive Keene into the ground and storm to a 13.500 - 7.500 victory.

Cullinane advances to meet his second man of leather Travis "Lady Liberty" Gessley in the next round.

Next up:

David "Zoomy, No Bonyx" Zumbach versus Jason "Are the Interns still around" Russell

Email your vote to RawlingsUFC@hotmail.com

Good luck.