Worth Brand Team Shakedown

Today's Headlines:

Worth Brand Team Battle for Supremacy
Crazy Hippy Man Attempts to Join Fight


The stage was set. Seth "Purple Nurple" Elrod had been training. He had gone on daily runs with Robert for his noon-time high and rowed his rowboat around Forest Park with Tim. Meanwhile, Jeff "Worth Unicorn" Rich had been lifting boxes of shirts and bats out of his now-closed remote St Louis office. Both men were battle-ready, and both tried to spar with Tim as practice. But there can be only one.

Rich took the first move. He charged, head first, hoping to spear the unsuspecting Elrod with his golden locks. Elrod though dusted him to the side and came down with a thunderous pommel horse-style laser kick that left Rich dazed and on the ground.

After visualizing a few different outfits or styles which he could dress up his wounded victim, Elrod made went for his patented move - the scissors and razor. He pinned the bewildered Rich on the ground and shaved a Worth swirl into his once-sculpted hair. This delivered a Lummus-like 14-0 spanking before Jeff could react.

Then Rich awoke, grabbed the world's largest coffee mug and smashed it onto Seth's head, spilling his Chocolate Silk everywhere and momentarily creating an opening for an attack. The two grappled and traded jabs right and left, with a perfect 4-4 draw leaving the Purple Nurple on top 18-4.

Just when it looked as if things were done, for some crazy reason, a strange man with long blond hair (later identified as Jeff France) entered the room, gave one swift kick with some blinding-white sneakers to each of the combatants and left the scene.

Final Score: Elrod 18, Rich 4, France 1

Elrod advances to meet Jason "Leerrrooy Jenkins" Voorhees in Round 2.

Today's matchup:

Brian "Diddy" or "Death Slide" Dorsey vs Lindsey "Bridezilla" Naber

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