Controversial Ending Wreaks Havoc on Rawlings UFC

UNBELIEVABLE.

Tim "Solitaire King" Bolhafner did not train so hard for this. Hours upon hours spent staring into Seth Elrod's eyes as he mimiced every move Seth made while dressed in a matching khaki jumpsuit. Mental preparation spent at his desk, puddles of sweat surrounding his desk as he tried to decide whether or not to play that Jack of hearts or not... Why, oh why...

Bolhafner raced out to the kind of lead thus far unheard of. He roared out front 5-0, with his patented Ace-Queen-Move the King - 7 and BAM with the 6 move he practiced for weeks under the careful watch of his mentor.... He then ran into the freight train that is Jason "Brian" Russell. Russell answered with a 7-0 run of his own - dancing all over Bolhafner and whacking him in the head with that same canoe oar that Tim caressed for his day in the sun on the lake at Forest Park.

A back and forth dash ensued. First Bolhafner, then Russell, then Bolhafner. Suddenly it was 11-10 Russell with only time for one smack left. Bolhafner knew he had the tiebreaker. And that is when the most remarkable thing happened:

a vote came in for Zoomy.

Somehow, the score ends Russell 11, Bolhafner 10, Zumbach 1.

David, "Tasty Cake" Zumbach knew he'd play the winner. And he knew he didn't want to face the Solitaire King. So with time about to expire, he somehow came into the battle and whacked them both, simultaneously before stating, "more of that comes in the next round." And it shall for Russell.

Thursday's matchup starts the first round. (NO MORE PLAY IN games)

Wendy "The Nasty Newlywed" Mathis meets Brian "Service This" Scheele.

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Good luck to all.