Catfight hits the Rawlings UFC

It was just as you might imagine, two women scrapping away for their pride (and their hope for a fat Rawlings contract) by proving themselves tougher in the UFC competition...

Julie Tindle, wearing her stileto shoes which still had remains of Nick Eckelkamp's scarred body on them, entered the ring first. (She actually was the only combatant in our offices today). Allison, "Big Al" Steinman came in later, and a bit on edge after spending many hours thinking about possible rush candidates for her sorority (and which of her fellow interns might pledge -- my guess is Bolhafner, but that is another topic)...

Tindle quickly went to work, with a few swift kicks and lots of screaming, which clearly put Big Al into a tailspin, as she fell behind 3-0. But Allison didn't get her nickname by being little... Steinman came back quickly and tackled Tindle to the ground (no doubt the only way she could reach the towering Tindle) and began to go to work. She fought dirty - plucking eyebrows and keeping Tindle pinned (and of course, lots of clawing) Big Al stormed ahead 8-4.

That's when another strange entrant came into the mix. Ben "Black Beauty" Schoen entered the mix, clearly set to get a few cheap shots in after being bounced in the early rounds. He snuck up from behind and emerged with a yet unseen double choke slam -- taking both combatants to the turf and reminding them to think twice before siding with Matt "Number Puncher" Howell again. To clarify that they would think twice, he actually choke slammed them again before leaving.

When Schoen had left the building, Tindle and Steinman exchanged hair pulling routines and dirty looks for the next 30 minutes. Steinman excelled at the dirty look category and took home the victory with a 12-8-2 victory over Tindle (and Ben).

Tindle advances to meet Andy "Tower of Power" Pawlowski in the next round.

Next matchup:

Matt "WASB" Bensing versus Brian "Today's my last Day" Correnti, as the contests swing to the Product Kings Region.

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